Des histoires d’amour, celles qui finissent mal surtout, avec toujours la touche d’humour un peu acidul\u00e9e de Bastien Viv\u00e8s. Tr\u00e8s joli, mais un peu court.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“- Vous avez choisi ? Des histoires d’amour, celles qui finissent mal surtout, avec toujours la touche d’humour un peu acidul\u00e9e de Bastien Viv\u00e8s. Tr\u00e8s joli, mais un peu court. “- Vous avez choisi ?– Oui, je vais prendre une rupture, s’il vous plait.– Une rupture… tr\u00e8s bien. Et comme accompagnement ?– Rien, merci.– Et comme sauce ?– Rien, non […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10661,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[160],"tags":[92,19,65],"class_list":["post-10660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-graphic-2022","tag-hope","tag-love","tag-sadness"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/hunter-newton-vptuRAtlLX4-unsplash-scaled-e1661675568601.jpg?fit=1920%2C1830&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10660"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10663,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10660\/revisions\/10663"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
– Oui, je vais prendre une rupture, s’il vous plait.
– Une rupture… tr\u00e8s bien. Et comme accompagnement ?
– Rien, merci.
– Et comme sauce ?
– Rien, non plus.
– Si je peux me permettre, \u00e7a risque d’\u00eatre un peu sec…
– C’est pas grave.
– Tr\u00e8s bien. Et pour Monsieur ?
– Euh… C’est que je suis un peu pris de court… Bah… Je vais prendre un peu de compassion, s’il vous plait…
– Ah, d\u00e9sol\u00e9, on n\u2019en a plu.”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"