Nous sommes en 2050, et c’est la COP 53. La neutralit\u00e9 carbone est atteinte, mais comment ? Gr\u00e2ce aux Brigades vertes qui ont tu\u00e9 pas moins de cent cinquante politiciens peu motiv\u00e9s par l’environnement. Il s’agit selon eux “d’assassinats \u00e9cologiques cibl\u00e9s”. On d\u00e9couvre que la nature a \u00e9t\u00e9 pr\u00e9serv\u00e9e, que les gens ne circulent plus en voiture et que les smartphones ont disparu, le tout suite au plan Thunberg. Une petite nouvelle pleine d’humour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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