Deux vauriens font une farce \u00e0 un homme pas tr\u00e8s intelligent. Ils lui volent son \u00e2ne et l’un deux se passe le licol autour du cou. Quand le nigaud se retourne, il voit cet homme qui lui dit qu’il a \u00e9t\u00e9 transform\u00e9 en \u00e2ne par sa m\u00e8re parce qu’il \u00e9tait rentr\u00e9 ivre et qu’elle vient de lui pardonner et de lui rendre sa forme humaine. Le nigaud rel\u00e2che donc l’homme et du coup perd son \u00e2ne. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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