Le Commandeur des croyants et Ja’far croisent un vieillard qui se rend \u00e0 Bagdad pour faire soigner ces yeux. Ja’far s’amuse de lui et lui donne une recette fantaisiste our soigner ces yeux. Le vieillard n’est pas dupe et le paye avec un pet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Prends donc ce pet en paiement de l’ordonnance. Pour le reste, si j’utilise le rem\u00e8de et que Dieu me gu\u00e9risse, je te donnerai une fille qui te servira, vivant, de telle mani\u00e8re que Dieu en abr\u00e9gera res jours ! Et quand tu viendras \u00e0 mourir et que Dieu s’empressera de jeter ton \u00e2me au feu \u00e9ternel, elle noircira ton visage de merde, tellement elle aura de chagrin, de regrets, et elle te giflera, elle te pleurera, elle g\u00e9mira en te traitant de fou, et encore de fou !”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Le Commandeur des croyants et Ja’far croisent un vieillard qui se rend \u00e0 Bagdad pour faire soigner ces yeux. Ja’far s’amuse de lui et lui donne une recette fantaisiste our soigner ces yeux. Le vieillard n’est pas dupe et le paye avec un pet. “Prends donc ce pet en paiement de l’ordonnance. Pour le reste, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9688,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[47,87,180],"class_list":["post-9687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-les-mille-et-une-nuits","tag-humour","tag-lies","tag-wit"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/mostafa-meraji-AHRSTJ1gQc-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1706&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9687"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9788,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9687\/revisions\/9788"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}