{"id":9801,"date":"2022-02-08T18:17:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-08T17:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/?p=9801"},"modified":"2022-08-08T13:43:05","modified_gmt":"2022-08-08T11:43:05","slug":"conte-dune-automutilation-nuit-403","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/2022\/02\/08\/conte-dune-automutilation-nuit-403\/","title":{"rendered":"Conte d&#8217;une automutilation &#8211; Nuit 403"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Encore une petite histoire d&#8217;instituteur peu intelligent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>&#8220;Ah! mon ami, quand je t&#8217;ai quitt\u00e9, je me suis mis \u00e0 r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir sur les cr\u00e9ations du Tr\u00e8s-Haut, et dit que tout ce qu&#8217;ll avait fait pour l&#8217;homme avait son utilit\u00e9 : Dieu &#8211; lou\u00e9 soit-Il! &#8211; nous a donn\u00e9 les mains pour saisir, les jambes pour marcher, les yeux pour voir, les oreilles pour entendre, certain membre pour s&#8217;accoupler, et ainsi de suite&#8230; sauf pour ces deux petits \u0153ufs-l\u00e0, qui ne servent \u00e0 rien. J&#8217;ai donc saisi un rasoir que j&#8217;avais, et les ai coup\u00e9s. Voil\u00e0 ce qui m&#8217;est arriv\u00e9.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Encore une petite histoire d&#8217;instituteur peu intelligent. &#8220;Ah! mon ami, quand je t&#8217;ai quitt\u00e9, je me suis mis \u00e0 r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir sur les cr\u00e9ations du Tr\u00e8s-Haut, et dit que tout ce qu&#8217;ll avait fait pour l&#8217;homme avait son utilit\u00e9 : Dieu &#8211; lou\u00e9 soit-Il! &#8211; nous a donn\u00e9 les mains pour saisir, les jambes pour marcher, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9802,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[133,107,195],"class_list":["post-9801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-les-mille-et-une-nuits","tag-derision","tag-religion","tag-stupidity"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/adli-wahid-tfD5vnMMewA-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1584&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9801"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10349,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9801\/revisions\/10349"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redheadwithabrain.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}